Starting the Mr. & Mrs. Discovery Bay Tournament, a player drove straight down the 1st fairway. Taking over, his wife sliced the ball 100 yards into the rough. The husband gritted his teeth and made a magnificent recovery right onto the green. The wife blasted her putt past the pin into a deep trap. Delicately, the man lifted the ball back to the green, where it rolled into the cup.
He turned to his wife. “We’ll have to do a bit better than that from now on, dear. The hole was a bogey five.”
“Don’t give me a hard time,” she snapped, “only two of those strokes were mine.”